Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
There are leaves in my underwear?
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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