then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The power of my boobs compel you
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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