Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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