do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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