Having a random hookup so left but love u
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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