just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
As shirtless as possible
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
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