i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
This is not my ceiling
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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