this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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