you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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