I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
40s are totally the cure
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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