i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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