Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
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