I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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