Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
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