When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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