Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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