Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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