I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
He shit in the fireplace
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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