new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I have post one night stand depression
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