where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Randomize
