She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Randomize
