Small penises have feelings too.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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