doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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