no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
