Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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