Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I love you.
Bad choice
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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