dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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