does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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