Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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