the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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