Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
Can I color on your dick again?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
please don't ironically join a cult
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