if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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