So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Randomize
