Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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