we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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