please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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