Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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