i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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