So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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