belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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