R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
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