Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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