Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
ugly people sure do ruin things
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Randomize
