VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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