I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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