It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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