Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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