The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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