is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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