look no pants
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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