I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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