where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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